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title: "Deadpan Cat solves your problems: I’m single and lonely"
url: https://darlinglovelylife.com/2013/11/deadpan-cat-solves-your-problems-im-single-and-lonely/
description: "Deadpan Cat looks forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom How do I meet a special lady? Dear Deadpan Cat, I."
published: 2013-11-16
updated: 2013-11-16
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# Deadpan Cat solves your problems: I’m single and lonely

Published 2013-11-16

[Love & life](https://darlinglovelylife.com/category/love-and-life/)

16 November 2013 · by Sara - Darling Lovely Life editor

*Deadpan Cat looks forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom*

## How do I meet a special lady?

Dear Deadpan Cat,

I need help with the dating game! I’m 29, most of my friends are taken and I’m struggling to meet the right girl – or any for that matter. I’m not the best looking guy in the world, but I’m loving, romantic and I just want someone to share some laughter and fun times with. What do you suggest I do to meet the right girl?

Lonely in Leicester

*Dear Lonely in Leicester*

*I met my girlfriend while I was chewing grass outside. She catwalked over to me and asked if she could share my patch of lawn. We fel-ine love!!*

*Maybe you could find a girlfriend through shared interests. From what I can tell from my pet humans, humans like to go poo cleaning, food opening and door opening together. They also like to disappear for hours at a time and then come back in their tin mogwagon.*

*Perhaps you could join a club for other people who like to open boxes of food, for example, and find a girlfriend who shares your love of pouring it into the bowl?*

*Love,*

*Deadpan Cat*

**Do you have a problem for Deadpan Cat? Email his cat-to-human interpreter, for answers.**

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