Deadpan Cat solves your problems: how do I tell him I hate rugby?


Deadpan Cat knows how to treat ‘em mean and keep ‘em keen

Dear Deadpan Cat,

My husband and I have been together for three years, married for one. Throughout our entire relationship, he has been taking me to see the rugby once a month as a treat. Despite finding rugby excruciatingly boring, it was fine at first (I sort of did it to make him happy I guess), but now I’ve really grown to resent it. How should I tell him?


Rugby hater from Rigby

Deadpan Cat says:

Dear Rugby hater from Rigby,

Here’s what I would do (and I want you to follow my instructions exactly): next time he takes you to the rugby, I want you to run onto the pitch and chase the ball like you just can’t help yourself. Then I want you to pounce on it and sink your teeth in really hard, we call that the killer bite.

He will never take you to the rugby again.


Deadpan Cat

PS Deadpan Cat accepts no responsibility for any loss of liberty as a result of his advice

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